Rick Saturo
age:    27

profession:    musician (rock, hardrock), lyrics, guitar
what he likes:    a good blowjob in the morning, coffee (much and strong), cigarettes, booze
what he hates:    having to work for money, stress in any form (includes moving)

The groupie
age:    you don't want to know... (and she won't tell you anyway!)

profession:    groupie
what she likes:    Rick, blowing Rick
what she doesn't like:    being told what to do

The assistant (ass)

age:    18

profession:    personal assistant
what he likes:    the groupie, Rick, music
what he doesn't like:    -